BAZZA THE BOGAN BARBARIAN
Bazza barracks for South Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks his meat pies in beer, and he’s armed with the weapon every Aussie should have, a sentient cricket bat signed
by Sir Donald Bradman.
He hates the Roosters, hates hipsters and he hates Taylor Swift.
He loves his missus Shazza and sometimes loves their 2 kids Shelly and Aero. He’s got 2 drop bears Thriller and Killer and a talking Torana. Together they run “Bazza’s Monster Killing Business” out of his man cave in Deadfern, South Sydney. They battle Zombies, Aliens, Carnivorous Cane Toads, Vampires and Killer Quokkas.
The Bazza the Bogan Barbarian graphic novel collection includes 5 graphic novels:
Sydney Zombie Apocalypse
Australian Alien Invasion
Carnivorous Cane Toads on a Cruise
Vampires and Vegemite
Attack of the Killer Quokkas
Attack of the Killer Quokkas
Our latest release!
F@#k! We’re balls deep in Killer Quokkas!
Don’t let the cuteness fool ya! Australia’s most loveable selfie stars, the Quokkas have turned into bloodthirsty killer freaks. After gorging on a shed full of Tim Tams, the quokkas have become little beasties growing claws like box cutters, fangs like steak knives, multiplying like rabbits on Red Bull, and eyes that scream, “I ate a family of four and I’d do it again.”
As hordes of Killer Quokkas attack the family property, it's up to Bazza, his Dad Dazza, the talking Torana, and a mysterious new mate and babysitter of the year “The Dingo with no name”, to hold the line and defend the family home against Quokka carnage!
What you’re about to see is horrifying, it’s terrifying, it’s furry feral fury, this is bloody Australia!
Sydney Zombie Apocalypse
The first Bazza adventure!
Bazza the Bogan Barbarian, and his wife Shazza Kelly from Kellyville defend family and home in Sydney Zombie Apocalypse.
Meet Bazza, he barracks for Souths Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks meat pies in beer, he hates hipsters, and he's having the time of his life killing Zombies while rescuing his daughter Michelle. At first he's armed with the weapon every Aussie should have - a cricket bat signed by Sir Donald Bradman - after all it smashed the Poms and it’ll smash the Zombies. But when he rejoins the army in the midst of his mid-life crisis, he gets what he always wanted - a master and commander blasting tank!
Australian Alien Invasion
The second Bazza adventure!
Bazza the Bogan Barbarian and the drop bears Thriller and Killer defend the family homestead in an Australian Alien Invasion
When his childhood pet Dingo called Dingo is killed by Aliens, well by jingo, by crikey that takes hate to another level. F@@# oath it does, Bazza puts pedal to the medal on his big Mack semi, and with ACA DACA's TNT playing, he heads home to his Dad's country property for revenge.
Along with Bazza is Killer and Thriller, two dangerous drop bears, Eddie the Emu, Bazza's Dad Dazza and his gun-toting Nan, who did a face swap with Bob Hawke but never gave his face back.
Carnivorous Cane Toads on a Cruise
The third Bazza adventure!
It’s summertime and Bazza, his wife Shazza, the kids Aero, Michelle, and the drop bears Thriller and Killer are cruising the South Pacific onboard Pacific Dusk. Off the coast of Seduction Island, the ship is attacked by an invasion of Carnivorous Cane Toads.
Disgustingly slimy, oozing with warts, they crawl, they creep, they jump, they hump, they tear strips off you with ferocious fangs
and they eat you alive. Led by the mysterious and enchanting Queen Rihanna, Bazza is forced to make the ultimate choice of betraying his family, or saving the lives of two thousand passengers.
Be wary holiday makers, this sounds impossible, implausible, unbelievable but I tell you, this could happen when you’re on a tidal wave of terror in a holiday from hell!
Vampires and Vegemite
The fourth Bazza adventure!
Comics Arts Award of Australia Winner!
Don't get Fanged: Crosses and Garlic don't work!
Oi! If you think crosses and garlic are going to protect you from Vampires down under, well you’re gonna be Fanged at First Sight!
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Learn from the Bloody Best: Bazza the Bogan Barbarian. This book is made from all Supernatural Ingredients
A Twilight love affair gone wrong, blood pumping action-packed horror scenes that'll make your heart race and shots to the heart
After reading this book ,you won't just feel confident, you’ll be battle ready for Vampires. You’ll be stepping out at midnight feeling alive like never before!
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