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F@#k! We’re balls deep in Killer Quokkas!
Bazza barracks for South Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks his meat pies in beer, and he’s armed with the weapon every Aussie should have, a sentient cricket bat signed by Sir Donald Bradman. He hates the Roosters, hates hipsters and he hates Taylor Swift. He loves his missus Shazza and sometimes loves their 2 kids Shelly and Aero. He’s got 2 drop bears, Thriller and Killer, and he runs “Bazza’s Monster Killing Business” out of his man cave in Deadfern, South Sydney.
They’re Cute! They’re Cuddly! They’ll Kill Ya!
Don’t let the cuteness fool ya! Australia’s most loveable selfie stars, the Quokkas have turned into bloodthirsty killer freaks. After gorging on a shed full of Tim Tams, the quokkas have become little beasties growing claws like box cutters, fangs like steak knives, multiplying like rabbits on Red Bull, and eyes that scream, “I ate a family of four and I’d do it again.”
Mutant Marsupial Mayhem!
As hordes of Killer Quokkas attack the family property, it's up to Bazza, his Dad Dazza, the talking Torana, and a mysterious new mate and babysitter of the year “The Dingo with no name”, to hold the line and defend the family home against Quokka carnage!
Meanwhile his Nan, who once did a face swap with Bob Hawke but never gave his face back, has adopted Quentin the Quokka. But Quentin’s no ordinary marsupial, he’s a sleeper-killer-quokka, a Tim Tam ticking time bomb of terror just waiting to tear her up!.
Can Bazza save Nan before Quentin goes full psycho-killer? Can he figure out what’s turning Quokkas into cold-blooded killers?
What you’re about to see is horrifying, it’s terrifying, it’s furry feral fury, this is bloody Australia!
F@#k! We’re balls deep in Killer Quokkas!
Bazza barracks for South Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks his meat pies in beer, and he’s armed with the weapon every Aussie should have, a sentient cricket bat signed by Sir Donald Bradman. He hates the Roosters, hates hipsters and he hates Taylor Swift. He loves his missus Shazza and sometimes loves their 2 kids Shelly and Aero. He’s got 2 drop bears, Thriller and Killer, and he runs “Bazza’s Monster Killing Business” out of his man cave in Deadfern, South Sydney.
They’re Cute! They’re Cuddly! They’ll Kill Ya!
Don’t let the cuteness fool ya! Australia’s most loveable selfie stars, the Quokkas have turned into bloodthirsty killer freaks. After gorging on a shed full of Tim Tams, the quokkas have become little beasties growing claws like box cutters, fangs like steak knives, multiplying like rabbits on Red Bull, and eyes that scream, “I ate a family of four and I’d do it again.”
Mutant Marsupial Mayhem!
As hordes of Killer Quokkas attack the family property, it's up to Bazza, his Dad Dazza, the talking Torana, and a mysterious new mate and babysitter of the year “The Dingo with no name”, to hold the line and defend the family home against Quokka carnage!
Meanwhile his Nan, who once did a face swap with Bob Hawke but never gave his face back, has adopted Quentin the Quokka. But Quentin’s no ordinary marsupial, he’s a sleeper-killer-quokka, a Tim Tam ticking time bomb of terror just waiting to tear her up!.
Can Bazza save Nan before Quentin goes full psycho-killer? Can he figure out what’s turning Quokkas into cold-blooded killers?
What you’re about to see is horrifying, it’s terrifying, it’s furry feral fury, this is bloody Australia!